The Earth Cries?

According to this space.com article, it cries, and by God what a strange cry it is. Apparently it's caused by our "Auroral Kilometric Radiation", a close relative of what causes the Northern Lights. The earth just beams these noisy rays out into space, waiting for some extraterrestrials to tune in and check out our planet.

Kind of like one of those "relaxation" cds with all the nature sounds, but alot more noisy and chaotic.

You can check it out for yourself here. It reminds me of Electronic Voice Phenomena (AKA EVPs)...if I had the kind of technology and know-how, I'd tinker around with the clip and see if there's anything that's being said and is just garbled by all that white noise stuff. Who knows?

I remember reading that a common question that skeptics ask about the existence of roaming souls is that after thousands upon thousands of years of human existence, we'd be bound to have this huge pileup of ghosts just spilling out of every corner; a sort of overcrowding, I guess. And since we don't believe in the overpopulation of dead people, we shouldn't believe in ghosts either.

To just cut to the chase, I'm suggesting that maybe, just maybe, this weird earth noise is proof that the earth really truly is overcrowded with dead spirits?

Or maybe evidence of some sort of parallel universe, right under our very noses? Purgatory? Hell? Something completely different?

Or maybe simply another strange, science-y phenomenom that I'm taking and warping it into some woo-woo brujeria nonsense?

Yeah, probably the latter. But I'm still not trashing my paranormal space EVP theory.

Cheers,

-The Bloated Ewe